The Human Race Is Doomed

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumers goods:

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap
Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after eating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.