If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 1999, He would be wanted by...

...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

...the EPA for killing fig trees,

...the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness

...the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

...OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,

...the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

...the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,

...the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,

...the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,

...the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,

...and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.

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