- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious!
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression the he just clean the whole house.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
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Last updated April 7, 1999.
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