Let Her Go

Original version :

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never meant to be ....

The New Versions.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she’ll come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

(2) If you love someone,
Set her free...
but get someone to follow her

(3) If you love someone,
are you sure you love that someone?

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't wait until she comes back,
go hunt her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back shortly, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she does.

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she-free()
 if(m_she == NULL)   m_she= new CShe; Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she'll be out to get you.

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Shwarzenegger fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Sore-loser :
If you love someone,
Let her go,
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her

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