You know you're from Michigan when.....

• You only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
• You design your Halloween costumes to fit over snow suits.
• The mosquitoes have landing lights.
• The men are men, and so are the women.
• You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
• You have 10 favorite recipes for deer meat.
• You thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
• The snowmobile outlet on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
• You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
• You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
• The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
• Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
• You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
• You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
• You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
• You find -40C a might chilly.
• The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
• You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Not Winter and Almost Winter.
• Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.