And the Other People: Allan Sundry
You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank
When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant
Tight Situation: Leah Tard
How to Buy Old Furniture: Ann Teak
Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
Trial Law: Tess Temoni
Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax
What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent
All Alone: Saul E. Terry
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There