1.Is there a 4th of July in England?
2.How many birthdays does the average man have?
3.Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4.How many outs are there in an inning?
5.Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
6.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, then add 10. What do you get?
7.There are three apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
8.A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half-hour. How long will the pills last?
9.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10.How many animals of each sex did Moses take with him on the ark?
11.A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12.How many two-cent stamps are in a dozen?
13.What was the President's name in 1960?

The Answers-

1.Yes. It comes right after the third.
2.One. You can only be born once.
3.Twelve. All of them have at least 28 days.
4.Six. Don't forget that there is a top and a bottom to each inning.
5.No. He must be dead if it is his widow.
6.Seventy. 30 divided by 1/2 is sixty; plus 10 is seventy.
7.Two. "You take two apples"....Therefore You have TWO apples.
8.One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00; the second at 1:30 and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.
9.Nine. Like I said, all BUT nine die.
10.None. I didn't know Moses had an ark.
11.Meat. This is self-explanatory.
12.Twelve. How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE!!!
13.George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.

The Scoring-