Here's my resolutions for 2004!
- Talk less about myself
- Wean myself off sleep
- Become more masculine (maybe some sweat-scented cologne?)
- Become a professional wrestler
- Get a harem
- See what it's like to get roaring drunk
- Swear less
- Dress exactly how young people my age dress to be different
- Hack the IRS database
- Become a vegetarian
- Look tougher
- Learn to control my emotions better
- Never smile again (it makes me look ghastly, I swear)
- Use the phrase "have a nice day"
- Be nice to people once in a while
Or not! Happy New Year!
Christmas 2003 | Christmas Card