Here's my resolutions for 2004!

  1. Talk less about myself
  2. Wean myself off sleep
  3. Become more masculine (maybe some sweat-scented cologne?)
  4. Become a professional wrestler
  5. Get a harem
  6. See what it's like to get roaring drunk
  7. Swear less
  8. Dress exactly how young people my age dress to be different
  9. Hack the IRS database
  10. Become a vegetarian
  11. Look tougher
  12. Learn to control my emotions better
  13. Never smile again (it makes me look ghastly, I swear)
  14. Use the phrase "have a nice day"
  15. Be nice to people once in a while

Or not! Happy New Year!

Christmas 2003 | Christmas Card