Classy Classifieds
 - 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
 
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does 
 not smoke or drink.
 
- Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.
 
- Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.
 
- Illiterate? Write today for free help. 
 
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
 
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
 
- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. 
 
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
 
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
 
- Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
 
- For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
 
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
 
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it  carefully by hand.
 
- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
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