Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people sunbathe.
Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt
New York landlords finally turn up the heat...
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
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People in Miami cease to exist..
Michigan people lick the flagpole.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.
Michigan's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.