The Wizard of Oz

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, and says, "I had a terrible time dealing with Iran, so I' ve come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "Who's next ?"

Ronald Regan steps forward and says, "W-well, w-w-well, I need a new brain."

"Done" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"

Up steps George Bush with a sad look on his face. "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard that it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a long silence.......Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around, but hasn't said a word. This irritates the Wizard, and he speaks with a loud voice, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

" Dorothy around?"

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