"No problem" says the Wizard, "Who's next ?"
Ronald Regan steps forward and says, "W-well, w-w-well, I need a new brain."
"Done" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"
Up steps George Bush with a sad look on his face. "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
"I've heard that it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a long silence.......Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around, but hasn't said a word. This irritates the Wizard, and he speaks with a loud voice, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"
"Uh...is Dorothy around?"