Rabbit collector

A friend of mine used to work at the local animal shelter. They looked after all kinds of sick, injured and abandoned animals. My friend however hated small animals, small dogs, rodents and rabbits.

One day a rabbit was brought in with rabies. My friend fell in love with it, rabies having an odd effect on a rabbits temperament, changing it completely. Other than the fact that it was always running very fast, it had the most pleasant personality. She decided to take the rabbit home and care for it.

Time passed and every time a rabbit with rabies was brought into the shelter she would take it home. To this day she has hundreds of these rabbits.

She has a rapid rabid rabbit habit.

Courtesy of Stan Kegel

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