My mother made some purchases in a mall store while my father waited for her in the hallway. When she finished her shopping, she suggested that my dad could break his diet this once with a treat at the ice-cream shop a few doors down. Mom was about to place an order at the counter when the clerk spotted my father and said, "Oh, you're back so soon?"
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Nancy Carson
Dr. Theresa Bowling handed her overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Don't swallow these pills," Dr. Bowling said.
"Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= David A. Rinke II
DEFINITION: BATHROOM SCALES
Equipment which only seems to work correctly when one holds on to a towel rail, stands on one foot and leans hard to the left.
From Funnybone, which got it from Nick's Humor.
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